Cold Feet

This is it. This is the big one that could put me on the map. After several years of observational study and in-depth statistical research, I've discovered a law of physics that I don't believe has ever been documented before...

Any time the surface temperature of a woman's feet drops below the general average temperature of her skin, there is an equal and opposite reaction in which the woman's feet are innately, inherently and magnetically attracted to initiate any possible contact with the exposed skin of a male counterpart.

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