Fruit?

Grapefruits just plain suck. I mean, seriously? They're neither "grapey" or "fruity".
Is there a more foul, thoroughly douche-ridden food on the face of this planet? People can't even eat them without trying to alter their taste completely. If grapefruits could talk, I bet they'd have a shitty little attitude.
They're a complete embarrassment to other fruits, as well as a veritable pimple on the ass of the entire food chain. Screw grapefruit.

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