You know what I hate? When I go to the gas station and it's one of those pumps that still looks like you're supposed to lift up that little handle when you take out the nozzle. It's like some kind of sick joke designed solely to make me feel like a buffoon 3 out of every 5 times I get gas.
(The other two times I'll feel like an ass-clown anyway, because I'm looking for the crappy, worn out, poorly designated button I'm supposed to push while I should be lifting the actual handle. It's a vicious and cruel cycle, this business of refueling.)